Roscoe 7 - Bike of Halloween
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Hi, I’m Pennyflake, a Trek Roscoe 7. Unlike Pennywise, I’m not here to feed on your tasty, tasty, beautiful fear. Oh no! I’m here to help you tackle it! I have been lurking in the shadows of the other bikes here, though. People seem worried I’ll be too much bike to handle, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. My features are designed to overcome obstacles and make you feel like a champion and not dinner for some deranged clown. I have wide, knobby tires for staying glued to your line. I have brakes so strong they are like McGregor’s choke hold. Control equals confidence, right? Well, my fork absorbs rocks and roots like a hound at chow time, allowing you to steer with precision. Add a shockingly affordable price of $1399 for all of that, and many would say I’m just the right amount of bike. What do you say? Let’s turn that fear into fun!